Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Bathroom Conversations
This morning Sloan brought his sleepy little fleece onesied body into bed and we cuddled while he fell  back to sleep. I just love cuddling with him when he's wearing the one piece zip up jammies. they just feel so cute in those. He's getting so big, this will probably be his last year in those kinds of jammies. He was suddenly awake, because he had to go to the bathroom. He mumbled something about poop on his way out. Naturally, I stayed in bed. I rolled over and resumed my usual position when I don't have to share my space with sloan. but of course, that didn't last. He called for help. You see, that's the downside of the super cute soft fleecey footed onesies. they require assistance.

Turns out he had some bowel issues. His tummy was hurting and as he was going he was saying things under his breath. then he'd fall to the floor and collapse on his tummy and say he was dead. I would wipe him and then he'd get up and say he had more. after collapsing on the floor for a second time claiming he was dead, I thought he was done and flushed and pulled up his underwear. Nope he had more. He did the deed and slumped back on the floor. then as expected he got up and said no and got back on the toilet, and through much concentration he explained "It needs a family."

I thought that was pretty hilarious. so he gave it a family. and that was it. the things a parent has to do are often unpleasant, but when your child lets you get a sneak peak at the things that go on their amazing little brains, it's worth it. where do they come up with this stuff? when Adriel was around that age, he told me he didn't have any pee because his penis needed new batteries...

we got back into bed and cuddled some more. He kept saying "I wove you Mommy"and snuggling in closer. the feeling's mutual, kid!

3 comments
Sarahstottle posted @ 10:09 AM

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that is so cute. Where do they come up with these things?!?! funny!
 
haha that is the cutest funniest story! your kids say the most awesome things.
 
there are times when children need to be squished and eaten. this is one of those times. i'm glad you are keeping a record of the special times that make the rest of the times worth it.
 
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