Monday, November 14, 2011
Sloanster
Here's a list of things my monster has done in just the past two weeks:
- Went into the cupboards and got the icing sugar and dumped it all out in the toy box.
- Coloured a nice black border around my mattress with mascara on the day my bedding had been stripped
-Found a wood pen that was left in the house when we got here and used it to color the floor, the wall, the toy box, the toilet seat and my couch
-Got into the bathroom cleaner and found a spray with bleach and sprayed his room, bleached clothes, blankets, you name it
- I put the bathroom cleaner up really high, and he got it down (I still haven't figured out how) and sprayed again. I had to hide it in a really hard place to get at.
-Got into my make up again and spilled my gold powder in his room (getting into my makeup is a new thing. Since he's getting bigger, and I've always kept my makeup in a drawer and it's never been a problem, I wasn't expecting to have to deal with it now)
- Laura came and he got into her lotions and toners and dumped them out and smeared them on her new camp cot.
- We finally got these child proof things for our bathroom drawers. Yet, somehow he still managed to open it enough to stuff his chubby paws in and get Laura's mascara. He did this while he had been in the bathroom to go poop. Instead of calling me to wipe his bum, he sat down on the bathroom floor and colored the floor with the mascara. He also got it allll over his bare legs. You can imagine the clean up. I put him in the bath.
- Laura and I left to replace the mascara, hers and mine, and get hair products. When we came back, the shop vac was in the house. Sloan had dumped a whole bag of flour out in our living room, all over the couch, all over Adriel who was too engrossed in his tv show to notice until it was too late.
Looking like a sweet little angel while sleeping.
Fruits of his labour.
What am I going to do with this kid?? Lock every cupboard in my house??? Here I was thinking that the terrible twos were almost over.